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Pizza and dirty cow poop (aka string cheese).
   As I had previously said, string cheese is acctually cow poop. Cheese factories don't do anything to clean the cheese. This is very dangerous because of some of the toxins in the cow's intestines. I would suggest that you clean your string cheese with dog saliva, put it in the dishwasher for 20 minutes, take it out of the dishwasher, throw it on the floor and step on it. Then pick it up and enjoy. Remember, follow all of these steps very carefully.